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Hello fellow pleasure-seeker, you’ve come to the right place.

Nella is in matching pink BONDS underwear, while she seductively licks 30th birthday cake off her fingers. She is wearing a 30 tiara and there is sparkling tea for 2 on the table.

My friends call me Nella, but if you want to be formal, we can go with Mrs Kitson.

As a tall, blue-eyed blonde, with killer cheekbones, luscious full lips and curves in all the right places; I instantly attract attention in any room I walk into. You will have to get used to the double takes when you have me on your arm. Obscenely extroverted, I love to entertain. Making people laugh is my second favourite thing to do.

Now that I have entered my thirties, I feel much more confident in being a woman who knows exactly what she wants - and how to get it. I firmly believe we all only have one life, and we must live it to the full. Deliciously, decadently, perhaps deviantly.

I have never been one for surface-level small talk, I have always wanted to delve straight into the deep-end. I love to find out what makes someone tick, what their deepest desires are, what naughty little thoughts they have when they are alone. Making unforgettable, lasting connections is what I adore about this world.

A naturally curious creature, I love nothing more than getting to know you over lunch or dinner (or even breakfast, I am an insufferable morning person) before really getting to know you.

What can you expect when you spend time with me? Relaxation, rejuvenation and a lot - and I mean a lot - of laughter. I aim to be your effortless and uncomplicated girlfriend; with all of the excitement, and none of the strings. While I take experiencing life to the full very seriously, I don’t take myself too seriously. And hopefully, neither do you.

Originally from the rolling British countryside, I spent my youth by the sea; learning to sail and kayak, which started a life-long love affair of the water. I did have a niggling feeling of wanting more from life though, which lead me to move to the big smoke. After learning the hard way that London is mightily expensive for the student, I completed my degree in a much smaller, northern city. Too bad that I found out rather quickly that I did not suit the office life at all. Especially after supplementing my studies by working as a lap dancer and setting my own schedule. I guess once I had a taste for that, I couldn’t look back.
NB: please ask to sample a strip tease. I miss giving them!

But what do I enjoy? It is a cliche, but like all cliches, they have elements of truth in them: I am (nearly) just as happy curled up together for a takeaway-and-games night in as I am getting dolled up and accompanying you to the theatre. That is a teeny white lie, as if given the choice, I will always choose the latter over the former. I am really not fussy on production, but musicals do hold a special place in my heart (Chicago is my favourite). However, I absolutely adore the opera, and even though I miss the Royal Opera House greatly, having the world famous Sydney Opera House on my doorstep really isn’t to be sniffed at. I am also a huge jazz fan and am still eagerly awaiting to be taken on my first jazz date down under. Hint hint. Hopefully, you will be pleasantly surprised to hear that I am also a filthy house and EDM slut, too. Multitudes, darling! I strongly believe my years of sipping water and dancing until the sun came up in questionable warehouses prepared me for my later love of long-distance running.

Sydney was always the perfect choice for someone like me who is not only a morning person, but also a dedicated gym bunny. On certain days of the week, you’ll find me down Darling Harbour for a before-sunrise run. Always followed by a coffee (caramel oat latte, please) though. Now a retired party girl, I have to get my endorphin rush where I can - which is where this ‘other life’ neatly fits in to my craving for more adventure.

My preference really is for longer encounters (and my rate structure reflects this) to build authentic connections over the longer term. While I do appreciate we all lead busy, rushed lives; I feel that time with me is one of those opportunities to be savoured.

I pride myself on being your escape from the ordinary, and I love nothing more than curating experiences where you can truly lose yourself (or find yourself?) in my company. I want our time to be passionate, playful but above all: memorable. As a hedonist myself, I find the pursuit of pleasure my driving force. But that’s why you’re here too, aren’t you?

Quick Stats

Orientation: Enthusiastically bi/pansexual
Education: BA (Hons)
Jewellery: Yellow gold, please!
Flowers: Anything seasonal or native to Australia
Star Sign: Scorpio
Drink: 0% Sparkling, Mocktails

Age: 30th birthday year!
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde
Height: 5’11” (180cm)
Measurements: 34D/12D - 30 - 42
Dress size: UK/AU 12

Interests: Lifting heavy weights in the gym, running silly distances, yoga, Pilates, sailing, kayaking, SCUBA diving, snorkelling, trying out new restaurants and bars, exploring Sydney, exploring other people, duo dates, coffee dates, sunrise hikes, sunset hikes, reading books on the beach, the theatre, musicals, opera, concerts, festivals, dimly lit jazz clubs, dinner overlookingthe sea, takeaway and playing games nights in, nights out, new experiences!

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